I’m an Absentee Atheist. I think a god made the world, but it was an action so insignificant to the higher will that it is not aware we exist, rendering existence effectively godless.
I’m a Mutual Exclusivity Polytheist. I believe the world is woven by several demiurges at once, all of whom are entirely unaware of each other’s existence.
I’m a Deferential Semantic Atheist. I believe in a god in the sense that I believe in gravity; as an observed phenomenon that I do not understand, but am confident that other people with more time on their hands can prove the existence of.
I’m an Autogenesis Absentee Deist. I believe that God is instantiated like a mind into the divine clockwork of the material physics of the universe. I am not a Pantheist, as I believe that this mind designed and consciously instantiated itself into the world through some unknown method, however this is annoying to explain at parties so I generally don’t talk about it much.
I’m an Antirationalist Manichean. I think God built the world, but the Devil built causality, thus any train of thought that follows logically is incorrect, and the result of trickery.
I’m a radical Hindu-Gnostic Monotheist. I think Brahman should make up it’s mind and knock all this “emanation” shit off and squeeze back into a monad.
I’m a Chaos Agnostic. I believe the universe exists in a constantly changing spectrum of divinity from “Was Made By a Present God” to “There is no god” and it changes every 24 hours or so.
I’m an extremely localized animist. Only my dog has a spirit.
Op is actually an interfaith spiritualist and channeling each of these deceased in turn
ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi’s “The Lord of the Rings,” featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.
apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can’t carry on a conversation to save my life
